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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
evilwizard
hotvampireadjacent

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

dat-soldier

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someone return the Goddamn SLAB
iapislazuli
iapislazuli

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

iapislazuli

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Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

I have the same dream every night and I’ve had it since I was a kid it’s not fun
gaymy-raudenfeld
theirin-myheart

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

kingofdoma

I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal

operahousebookworm

That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”

solarcandydrops

“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.

justanotherfaggot
sirfrogsworth

Today I learned that Keanu Reeves developed a "mag flip" technique for reloading a gun that is now being adopted by competition shooters and actual soldiers.

Basically he just kinda twists the gun hard enough that the magazine flies out on its own so he can put a new one in faster.

I just thought it was crazy that an actor developed a viable combat technique.

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thefrogman

The director of John Wick confirmed that Keanu came up with this independently and a popular firearms YouTuber said he saw competition shooters and military friends practicing this. So I would say this is accurate with a medium level of confidence.

ok but imagine getting smacked by accident bc bro ain’t look before he do it